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How to get an A in motamedi's class

2006-09-29T15:52:00.000-04:00

don't be lazy!

Cool Moscow Subway Photos

2006-09-04T18:02:00.000-04:00

This site has neat photos from the Moscow subway.

Apparently nothing puts a vodka buzz to sleep like the clickety clack. Think of the thousands of people who miss their station every night.

And think of the lucky person who made off with the giant, free balalaika!

One Mad Cat, cat gone wild!

2006-08-30T19:18:00.000-04:00

See the heavy metal cat from the "Official Record Store Cats" in lockdown. He's mad, bad, and ready to eat your face off.

Check him out here

You Are What You Like

2006-08-26T21:41:00.000-04:00

Likebetter.com is a neat kind of quiz site. Click the photo you like better and it learns about you.

When the little brain turns pink, click it and find out what it thinks about you based on your selections.

For those a little more pessimistic, there is another site -- hatemore.com

Bollywood Craziness

2006-08-26T21:24:00.000-04:00

Write subtitles for Indian movie clips. Send them to your friends.

I sent this one to my buddy before our chess game last night.

Make a good one? Post the link in the comments.

Bombay TV

The Hottest Hoax Around

2006-08-24T11:00:00.000-04:00

Get the facts on Global Warming. Flamey McGasty takes you on an insightful journey that cuts through baloney of this amazing coincidence.

Know somebody who isn't sold on the whole human influence on global warming? Send them this link so they can feel reassured.

The Hottest Hoax Around

Best Clock Watching Ever

2006-08-22T17:05:00.000-04:00

If you've got nothing better to do than count the minutes, point your browser to The Human Clock.

This funky web project shows the current time depicted in neat photos for every minute (all 1,440 each day.)

Since 2003, they have amassed "zillions" of submitted photos. You never know what you'll see next.
humanclock.com

The Offical Record Store Cats

2006-08-22T01:19:00.000-04:00

Have you seen them yet? Brilliant! A whole page of cats jamming at the record store.

All the cool kids are pasting them into emails. See more of them here:

The Offical Record Store Cats

Shoot Zombies or just sip them

2006-08-22T00:17:00.000-04:00

Try your hand at this strange 2nd person shooter. The intro gives you your mission but your objective is accomplished in the first 15 seconds.

Getting out is the problem. There's zombies all over the place. Why? For no other reason than shooting zombies is fun.

It's motherf*cking zombies in a motherf*cking building. Can you dig it?

Escape from Hell's Towers

While you're at it, make me one of these...

The Zombie

1 ½ once dark rum
¾ ounce Jamaican rum
¾ ounce light rum
¾ pineapple juice
¾ ounce papaya juice
1 ounce lime juice
a float of 151-proof rum
dash of powdered sugar
cherry garnish

Combine the dark, light and Jamaican rums with the fruit juices in a shaker. Strain into a glass. Float some 151-proof rum on top, over the back of a spoon. Sprinkle a dash of powdered sugar on top and add a cherry garnish...and don't skimp on the 151

Pipecleaner Flashdance

2006-08-21T17:44:00.000-04:00

Use your keyboard to make a pipecleaner man dance. Type Clickass and check out a great dance combo.

A hat tip to Dr. T. who sent me this fun flash doodad.

In his honor, make sure you press "T." It's a great move with plenty of disco cool.

pipecleaner man

The rest of David Bessler's work is cool too: davidbessler.com

Goggles: Google Maps Flight Simulator

2006-08-21T00:34:00.000-04:00

Fly over Google maps of Amsterdam, Disneyland, Berlin, and Mars. The plane looks shitty but the view is great. Press the space bar to fire your guns. Really.

You can even load your own town into Goggles, fly over that special person's house, and blast the crap out of it

Goggles Flight Sim

Pure Evil! Send Anonymous Emails

2006-08-20T15:41:00.000-04:00

Send emails posing as anyone. The opportunity for pranks and foul play is limited only by your sick imagination.

Send an angry letter of resignation to the whole company and watch when the clueless dupe shows up for work the next day. Send love letters, arrest warrant notifications, 6:30 AM meetings... you get the idea.

Make sure you read about receiving replies. The email address you use shows up in the header. Have fun! muhahhahah!

Sharpmail

Post and Read Online Confessions

2006-08-20T15:07:00.000-04:00

GroupHug.us is a fascinating thing. You can read and post deep, dark secrets. Whether it's from schadenfreude, sick fascination, or moral superiority this site is strangely compelling.

While I'm sure most of the posters could use a good hug, I'm not sure I'd want to get that close...

http://www.grouphug.us

RoboSlug

2006-08-20T15:03:00.000-04:00

Jump around in a futuristic wasteland and blow up lots of robots! Check out this fun game. Can you beat my score of 36,300? Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Roboslug!

Super High Speed Photos

2006-08-20T13:44:00.000-04:00

See bullets caught in the split instant of ripping through a playing card and other nifty blink-and you'll-miss-it visual treats.

www.freephotosandvideos.com/photos/high_speed.html

2006-08-19T19:28:00.000-04:00

Piranha Vs. Goldfish

Place your bets now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUtvZfqoxw

Cool Old Ads

2006-08-19T19:12:00.000-04:00

Check out this great page of old ass ads.... and don't forget to take Thorazine for your senile agitation.

Why they ever needed ads for Heroin is beyond me.

http://eatliver.com/vintage-ads/#null

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2006-08-19T18:50:00.000-04:00

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